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Think of Everything

Taking a wee break from the golf course, Tiger Woods drives his new D4 into an Irish petrol station.

An attendant greets him in typical Irish manner, unaware who the golf pro is..."Top o' the mornin' to ya."

As Tiger gets out of the car, two tees fall out of his pocket.

"So what are those things, laddie?" asks the attendant.

They're called tees,' replies Tiger.

'And what would ya be usin' em for, now?' inquires the Irishman.

'Well, they're for resting my balls on when I drive,' replies Tiger.

'Aw, Jaysus, Mary an' Joseph!' exclaims the Irish attendant. 'Those fellas at Land Rover think of everything.'  
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Mate are you making these up......... Rolling with laughter Its the stage for you Thumbs Up  
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