jkp
Member Since: 17 Sep 2005
Location: Living among Bawbags
Posts: 4528
Taking a wee break from the golf course, Tiger Woods drives his new D4 into an Irish petrol station.
An attendant greets him in typical Irish manner, unaware who the golf pro is..."Top o' the mornin' to ya."
As Tiger gets out of the car, two tees fall out of his pocket.
"So what are those things, laddie?" asks the attendant.
They're called tees,' replies Tiger.
'And what would ya be usin' em for, now?' inquires the Irishman.
'Well, they're for resting my balls on when I drive,' replies Tiger.
'Aw, Jaysus, Mary an' Joseph!' exclaims the Irish attendant. 'Those fellas at Land Rover think of everything.'
3rd Sep 2009 9:28 pm
2DISCO3ORNOT
Member Since: 27 Apr 2009
Location: at sea
Posts: 1209
Mate are you making these up......... Its the stage for you
3rd Sep 2009 10:23 pm
Shrinky
Member Since: 05 Jul 2007
Location: Cotswolds
Posts: 2515
You on that Scotish mist again 8) Global Warming.... I'm luvvin it
3rd Sep 2009 10:25 pm