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Batfink
 


Member Since: 31 May 2017
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United Kingdom 2006 Discovery 3 TDV6 HSE Auto Zermatt SilverDiscovery 3

Just gets better. Won a carpet cleaner on eBay. Arrived today in a soaked cardboard box and half of it missing. Luckily from a dealer not a private seller so got half a chance of getting it swapped for a complete one.


 2006 TdV6 HSE.  
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Rescue01
 


Member Since: 14 Jan 2008
Location: Aberdeen
Posts: 2432

Scotland 2008 Discovery 3 TDV6 XS Manual Buckingham BlueDiscovery 3

The phrase of the year "sorry sir but due to covid 19 -------"

Great excuse for some lazy people to offer crap service. Rolling Eyes
 Its not the height of the fall but the sudden stop at the bottom that hurts!!  
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HWN
 


Member Since: 23 Feb 2018
Location: Near Llanybydder (near Puff!)
Posts: 4385

Wales 2014 Discovery 4 3.0 TDV6 HSE Auto Zermatt SilverDiscovery 4

Batfink wrote:
Won a carpet cleaner on eBay...


Errr, I hate to be the one to tell you but that's not carpet... Very Happy
 
2015 Volvo V40
2014 D4 HSE
2006 RRS - C'est mort. Fin...  ...It's alive!  Oh no, it's not - scrapped.
2019 Suzuki Kingquad 400
2017 RamRod Taskmaster 1150
1977 John Deere 2130
 
 
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Sea Raider
 


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Batfink wrote:
Just gets better. Won a carpet cleaner on eBay. Arrived today in a soaked cardboard box and half of it missing. Luckily from a dealer not a private seller so got half a chance of getting it swapped for a complete one.




Didn't really win it, unless you paid zero for it and had it delivered for free.

Don't really understand why people think they win things on Ebay.
  
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RRSTDV8
 


Member Since: 07 Apr 2014
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United Kingdom 

I'm with you on that one Sea Raider.

"I won this on ebay"
"No, you bought it from someone via ebay"
 Visiting from rrsport.co.uk
2012 RRS SDV6
2008 RRS TDV8
"When you fire that first shot, no matter how right you feel, you have no idea who's going to die! You don't know who's children are going to scream and burn. How many hearts will be broken. How many lives shattered. How much blood will spill, until everybody does what they were always going to have to do from the very beginning: SIT DOWN AND TALK!" 
 
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HWN
 


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Wales 2014 Discovery 4 3.0 TDV6 HSE Auto Zermatt SilverDiscovery 4

It's a win if you view auctions as competitive and taking skill to bid on the right listing for the product you want, at the right time and judging the number and enthusiasm of other bidders; the other bidders have 'lost' the opportunity to purchase the item; if they have 'lost', the successful bidder must have 'won'!
 
2015 Volvo V40
2014 D4 HSE
2006 RRS - C'est mort. Fin...  ...It's alive!  Oh no, it's not - scrapped.
2019 Suzuki Kingquad 400
2017 RamRod Taskmaster 1150
1977 John Deere 2130
 
 
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pjm-84
 


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Ukraine 

No sausage baps at Costa again........
  
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waterbuoy
 


Member Since: 26 Oct 2013
Location: Argyll
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United Kingdom 2009 Discovery 3 TDV6 SE Auto Stornoway GreyDiscovery 3

Definitely a first world problem that one.....
 Currently 2009 Disco 3 SE, 2013 MY D4 HSE and 2016 D4 SE
Previously:
TD5 Defender 110 CSW (230k miles)
300TDi Disco 1 (289k)
4 RR Classics (300-350k each, 2 manual, 2 auto)
110 V8 CSW (220k)
S3 109 hi cap pickup (ex RN)
S2A 88 Safari SW with lpg conversion (bloody lethal) 
 
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Hardware
 


Member Since: 28 Jun 2016
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United Kingdom 2011 Discovery 4 3.0 SDV6 XS Auto Sumatra BlackDiscovery 4

someone obviously has spilled a drink with milk in it and not fessed up.




Did wonder why "clean inside of land rover " had been added to "my" list of jobs.
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Dean
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2011 D4 XS - OBD port protection, RLD spare wheel protector, All LED interiors lights, Timed Climate enabled, iiD tool paired.
2011 D4 Landmark - Stolen from same dealer before I paid for it
2011 D4 GS - Stolen whilst at dealer Sad ... All LED interiors lights, DRLs, Spare Wheel protector.
1996 300Tdi - Eaten by tin worms 
 
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NoDo$h
 


Member Since: 02 May 2006
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Ukraine 

Rolling with laughter
 I know it's not considered "kind" to say no these days, but no. Just no, ok? And if it's not ok, still no.  
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DSL
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You know “clean it up” means “quick, sell it before it starts to honk”. Whistle Whistle
   
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darrind
 


Member Since: 04 Jul 2008
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England 2013 Discovery 4 3.0 SDV6 HSE Auto Santorini BlackDiscovery 4

The scrotes who ripped the back door off a building I own last night, just so they can go "Urban Exploring" - get a life you bunch of To$$ers!
 Must stop buying shiny toys....  
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RRSTDV8
 


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HWN wrote:
It's a win if you view auctions as competitive and taking skill to bid on the right listing for the product you want, at the right time and judging the number and enthusiasm of other bidders; the other bidders have 'lost' the opportunity to purchase the item; if they have 'lost', the successful bidder must have 'won'!



You don't win in an auction, you just buy the item at a higher price than others were prepared to pay. One might more realistically say the seller has won, not you.

S'funny how people get suckered by marketing blurb. In this case it's eBay's blurb.
 Visiting from rrsport.co.uk
2012 RRS SDV6
2008 RRS TDV8
"When you fire that first shot, no matter how right you feel, you have no idea who's going to die! You don't know who's children are going to scream and burn. How many hearts will be broken. How many lives shattered. How much blood will spill, until everybody does what they were always going to have to do from the very beginning: SIT DOWN AND TALK!" 
 
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Hardware
 


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United Kingdom 2011 Discovery 4 3.0 SDV6 XS Auto Sumatra BlackDiscovery 4

seeing slug trails in the back of the car a couple of days after a tip run.

however, roll on 1 week of car being sat on the drive and the occasional bit of sunshine ...



desiccated slug - just add water ? Laughing
  
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Hardware
 


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United Kingdom 2011 Discovery 4 3.0 SDV6 XS Auto Sumatra BlackDiscovery 4

it was bad enough the shower playing up ... nearly steam-cleaned my dangly bits last Thursday. Then freeze-dried them on Friday.

ordered the parts and went to fit them today.

the jack-of-all-trades family friend who retiled the bathroom a few years back managed to create a hole in the tile too Censored ing small to get the cartridge out and fit a new one ...


and once I'd drilled enough holes to widen the hole in the tile, found he'd "handily" filled the void with silicon. Banging Head




should have sussed it wasn't a good choice of tradesman when he delighted in telling us it had taken 3 years to sort out the leaks in the shower he'd put in at home.
  
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