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A man buys a cockney parrot......
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astonbuilder
Member Since: 29 Sep 2006
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A man buys a cockney parrot......
......but soon gets fed up of it always squawking "I'm from London and as hard as f
" so he puts a Kestrel in the cage with it.
Next morning he looks in the cage and the kestrel is dead and the parrot is strutting around squawking "I'm from London and as hard as f
"
Man decides he's going to teach the parrot a lesson so puts an eagle in the cage with him and leaves them overnight.
Next morning he looks in and the eagle is dead and the parrot has no feathers
As he looks closer the parrot says "I'm from London and as hard as f
but I had to take me coat off for that c
"
6th Apr 2018 5:44 pm
Hot Tub
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The jokes are improving although couldn't get much worse
6th Apr 2018 5:56 pm
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6th Apr 2018 6:29 pm
Hardware
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need to be clear here before the "discussion" erupts … are you being anti-parrot or anti-Cockney ?
6th Apr 2018 6:53 pm
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made my day
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Mogwyth
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I am from London and my parents are cockney and used to run a part breeding establishment and
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