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NoDo$h
 


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Good thing your opinion doesn't pay my bills then Wink
 I know it's not considered "kind" to say no these days, but no. Just no, ok? And if it's not ok, still no.  
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Nothing personal Al ..I'm sure you do a fine job in your sector Thumbs Up
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Likewise, when it comes to tending to the needs of the appointed representatives of the oppressed worker Mr. Green

Now, about that beer we were going to have Whistle
 I know it's not considered "kind" to say no these days, but no. Just no, ok? And if it's not ok, still no.  
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I have two Consultancy qualifications - this means that I am doubly qualified to call myself an overpaid wanker Thumbs Up
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I'm sure this thread can be overlaid onto a Dilbert cartoon Confused
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Bow down Bow down Bow down
 I know it's not considered "kind" to say no these days, but no. Just no, ok? And if it's not ok, still no.  
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Hang on Shocked

SN wrote:
I have two Consultancy qualifications


We can get QUALIFICATIONS?
 I know it's not considered "kind" to say no these days, but no. Just no, ok? And if it's not ok, still no.  
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Nope Al, but according to SN, you're allowed to get overpaid, and what's more is that you're allowed to Censored all day Rolling with laughter Cool job Laughing


Steve - that's the funniest post I've read for a long time Bow down
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There you go chaps.
I've amended the title to one that's more appropriate to the thread.
Over to you now.

Wink
  
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A man walks into a pet store looking to buy a monkey. The proprietor takes him to the back of the store and shows him three identical looking, well cared for and content monkeys each housed in spacious, animal friendly environments. "This one costs £600," says the owner. "Why so much?" asks the customer. "Because it can sing and play the Banjo" answers the owner. The customer inquires about the next monkey and is told, "That one costs £1,200, because it can talk, translate 20 languages and mix cocktails." The man is astonished and asks about the third monkey.

"That one costs £4,000," answers the proprietor. "4,000 pounds !" exclaims the man. "What can that one do?" To which the owner replies, "To be frank, I've never seen it do anything, but it calls itself a consultant."
  
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No offence intended Thumbs Up
  
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[quote="PaulP"]Nope Al, but according to SN, you're allowed to get overpaid, and what's more is that you're allowed to Censored all day Rolling with laughter Cool job Laughing


how did you get my CV??? Shocked
 one wife.......livid  
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