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James W
 


Member Since: 27 Mar 2008
Location: Wirral, UK
Posts: 3067

United Kingdom 

You should all count yourselves very, very lucky indeed Thumbs Up

I'm moving from TalkTalk and would never, ever, ever return Thumbs Up
 D4 XS, gone, much loved, never forgotten
2018 FFRR SDV8 Autobiography - Gone to someone with less sense and more time to enjoy it Very Happy
2016 Toyota Hilux Invincible - Liberating experience 
 
Post #22158797th Mar 2021 7:14 pm
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al cope
 


Member Since: 08 Nov 2005
Location: Oldbury, WM
Posts: 10297

England 

Me being a muppet. Ordered a tin of clear varnish from Screwfix only to then find I had an almost full 2.5ltr tin in the garage. Missus is taking the P big time right now 😳

Al
 Volvo XC90 B5 Plus Dark
Gone - MY18 D5 HSE - Corris on 22's with Black Pack
Now gone - MY16 D4 SE Tech, Loire Blue, Almond Leather, Privacy, plus some other goodies.
Old - MY12 D4 SDV6 XS Auto - Ipanema Sand with Almond Leather - Plus other niceties, and D4.com sticker
Older - D3 TDV6 XS Auto - Lugano Teal with Almond Leather, 20" Stormers, Shiny Tailpipes, DVD/TV - and obligatory D3 sticker
Ancient - D3 TDV6 S - Tonga with Ebony, 20" Stormers, satnav & DVD 
 
Post #22160598th Mar 2021 3:24 pm
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DSL
Keeper of the wheelie bin 


Member Since: 11 May 2006
Location: Off again! :-)
Posts: 72787

Ukraine 

Re Missus, that’s a good sign. If she wasn’t then that would be very worrying. Whistle
   
Post #22160618th Mar 2021 3:27 pm
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Parky63
 


Member Since: 10 Apr 2017
Location: Hampshire
Posts: 401

England 2006 Discovery 3 TDV6 HSE Auto Buckingham BlueDiscovery 3

If it's not bad enough losing Murray Walker, I updated both our iPads. Censored Apple and their Censored security forcing me into 2 factor authentication without me asking for it Censored
Phone's going bonkers with authentication codes no way around it.
Why do these people change my settings without my consent and offer me a convoluted route to get me back to where I was an hour before Censored
Granted, I'm and Android/Windows user not IOS/OSX and I'm sure Android and Windows are just as bad but why should Apple ASSUME to change MY settings. Why not leave them as they are and politely suggest that I upgrade.
Tin hat donned.

David
 2006 D3 HSE Buckingham Blue
Silicone Intercooler Pipe
MAP Sensor cleaned
N/S Drain Tube Elbow 
 
Post #221729613th Mar 2021 9:45 pm
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robsmith
 


Member Since: 02 Sep 2007
Location: Staffordshire
Posts: 2392

United Kingdom 2005 Discovery 3 TDV6 S Manual Zermatt SilverDiscovery 3

Related
When will IT (security) learn that they are to assist us doing our jobs as opposed to making it increasingly difficult.
Latest IT gloop here is (yes another) change in password structure to length minimum of 12, must have more than one non-alphanumeric, no double characters, no sequential letters or numbers and a forth requirement I can't remember. And then add the farce of MS's MFA (or at least as implemented) where one needs one phone to be beside you, turned on, have a signal etc......
 Rob Smith
Silver rools OK
 
 
Post #221730313th Mar 2021 10:40 pm
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Hardware
 


Member Since: 28 Jun 2016
Location: Hiding under the M60
Posts: 12709

United Kingdom 2011 Discovery 4 3.0 SDV6 XS Auto Sumatra BlackDiscovery 4

My approach has always been that passwords should be memorable, not overly complex but changed monthly. Otherwise look for the post-it in top right drawer to hack someone's account.
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Dean
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2011 D4 XS - OBD port protection, RLD spare wheel protector, All LED interiors lights, Timed Climate enabled, iiD tool paired.
2011 D4 Landmark - Stolen from same dealer before I paid for it
2011 D4 GS - Stolen whilst at dealer Sad ... All LED interiors lights, DRLs, Spare Wheel protector.
1996 300Tdi - Eaten by tin worms 
 
Post #221731213th Mar 2021 11:12 pm
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RRSTDV8
 


Member Since: 07 Apr 2014
Location: Here
Posts: 13107

United Kingdom 

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 Visiting from rrsport.co.uk
2012 RRS SDV6
2008 RRS TDV8
"When you fire that first shot, no matter how right you feel, you have no idea who's going to die! You don't know who's children are going to scream and burn. How many hearts will be broken. How many lives shattered. How much blood will spill, until everybody does what they were always going to have to do from the very beginning: SIT DOWN AND TALK!" 
 
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Bubblehead
 


Member Since: 01 Jun 2020
Location: Horndean
Posts: 214

United Kingdom 2005 Discovery 3 TDV6 HSE Auto Scotia GreyDiscovery 3

Currently on the lookout for my sons first 50cc motorbike. The amount of Censored out there is incredible. I wouldn’t mind but when they’re asking foe top price it gets annoying. The classic, ‘5 minute job’ or ‘easy fix’ and so on.. if it was a 5 minute job or an easy fix, then do the 5 minute jobs Nd easy fix, or just admit that your trying to pass on a piece of Censored . Especially when a few more questions are asked and I get the responses , oh it just needs a new piston or similar!! Rolling Eyes
Rant over, but surely it’s not just me??
 2005 Disco3 HSE Auto 😁  
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nigethecat
 


Member Since: 11 Sep 2016
Location: Marnoch
Posts: 4146

Ukraine 2016 Discovery 4 3.0 SDV6 Commercial XS Auto Corris GreyDiscovery 4
HMRC

HMRC !!! 40 minutes on hold and counting... was sent an email saying "there is a new document in your account"... check the account... no document... there is however a link to Self Assessment which says " we have created another account for your self assessment"... and how am I supposed to access this ??? then the Censored automated service starts spouting on about phishing emails as I mentioned "email" when asked what I wanted to speak about.

Finally got through to someone called Richard Head I think... who then starts off about "why shouldn't you have to Censored wait 40 minutes"... Censored Censored Censored

No wonder people don't bother paying taxes !!!
 I want to see the sweets before I get into your windowless van... I'm not stupid!

Corris Grey D4 Commercial SE 2016
Zermatt Sliver 2007 D3 SE manual (gone)
Indus Silver D4 HSE 2015 (gone)
Bonatti Grey D3 HSE 2006 (gone)
White D3 S (LHD) 2007 (gone)
Firenze Red D4 HSE 2014 (gone)
Black RRS 3.6TDV8 2008 (gone)
Rusty Green Defender 110 1997 (gone)
Black FL2 HSE 2013 (gone) 
 
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LT
 


Member Since: 31 Dec 2005
Location: South West
Posts: 23368

United Kingdom 2016 Discovery 4 3.0 TDV6 Landmark LE Auto Santorini BlackDiscovery 4

“Richard Head” Laughing
 2006 D3 HSE (Original & still the best)-GONE
2010 D4 HSE (A bit bling)-GONE
2014 D4 HSE (Almost too bling)-GONE
2015 D4 HSE (A heated what?)-GONE
2016 D4 Landmark (Written Off)-GONE
2016 D4 Landmark (Surely the last!) PD1881 rims-GONE
2017 FFRR SDV8 Autobiography 
 
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LRD4GAB
 


Member Since: 05 Nov 2020
Location: Tamworth
Posts: 473

United Kingdom 2015 Discovery 4 3.0 SDV6 HSE Lux Auto Corris GreyDiscovery 4

Land rover discovery 4 mot failer on corroded brake pipes,the is 5 year's old WTF when it's back it's going no more LR for me,even the loan discovery 5 parts are falling off with only 2000 miles on it
  
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RRSTDV8
 


Member Since: 07 Apr 2014
Location: Here
Posts: 13107

United Kingdom 

Corroded brake pipes are a common "failure" when there really is nothing wrong with them, it seems. A clean up and the same pipes pass. The tester sees crud on them and blows his whistle.
 Visiting from rrsport.co.uk
2012 RRS SDV6
2008 RRS TDV8
"When you fire that first shot, no matter how right you feel, you have no idea who's going to die! You don't know who's children are going to scream and burn. How many hearts will be broken. How many lives shattered. How much blood will spill, until everybody does what they were always going to have to do from the very beginning: SIT DOWN AND TALK!" 
 
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LRD4GAB
 


Member Since: 05 Nov 2020
Location: Tamworth
Posts: 473

United Kingdom 2015 Discovery 4 3.0 SDV6 HSE Lux Auto Corris GreyDiscovery 4

Only had the car 6 month's already thinking get rid
  
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Moo
D3 Decade 


Member Since: 13 Aug 2010
Location: Wiltshire
Posts: 13912

Ukraine 2005 Discovery 3 TDV6 S Manual Zambezi SilverDiscovery 3

Owning a Land Rover is like owning a boat. You have two great days with it: The day you buy it and the day you sell it. Laughing
 New Defender L663 110 SE (known as Noddy!)

Sold Volvo XC90 R-Design (known as Basil)

Sold - D4 HSE (Known as Gerty)

No longer the Old Buses original owner Sad
231,000 miles and counting
05 S manual owned from March 2005
D4 Face lifted
Still original injectors and turbo
V8 Front brakes
BAS Remap, Allisport Intercooler and deCat
EGRs blanked
T-Max split charge
Hanibal Expeedition rack
Prospeed ladder
Duratrac tyres
IID BT
BAS FBH control 
 
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DSL
Keeper of the wheelie bin 


Member Since: 11 May 2006
Location: Off again! :-)
Posts: 72787

Ukraine 

Ain’t that the truth. Laughing Laughing

And also, how do you end up with a small fortune running a LR? Start with a large fortune. Whistle
   
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