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LRD4GAB
 


Member Since: 05 Nov 2020
Location: Tamworth
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United Kingdom 2015 Discovery 4 3.0 SDV6 HSE Lux Auto Corris GreyDiscovery 4

So back to the D2 for me shame cos the car is loverly
  
Post #221771615th Mar 2021 6:27 pm
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Moo
D3 Decade 


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Ukraine 2005 Discovery 3 TDV6 S Manual Zambezi SilverDiscovery 3

Tax. Mad

Accountant said I owed £2,500 when doing my tax return. All paid. Thumbs Up Letter from HMRC today says I owe £16,000. Shocked

Now the fun of who is right begins Rolling Eyes
 New Defender L663 110 SE (known as Noddy!)

Sold Volvo XC90 R-Design (known as Basil)

Sold - D4 HSE (Known as Gerty)

No longer the Old Buses original owner Sad
231,000 miles and counting
05 S manual owned from March 2005
D4 Face lifted
Still original injectors and turbo
V8 Front brakes
BAS Remap, Allisport Intercooler and deCat
EGRs blanked
T-Max split charge
Hanibal Expeedition rack
Prospeed ladder
Duratrac tyres
IID BT
BAS FBH control 
 
Post #221771915th Mar 2021 6:36 pm
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RRSTDV8
 


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LRD4GAB wrote:
Only had the car 6 month's already thinking get rid


Have you had a catalogue of issues with it?
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2012 RRS SDV6
2008 RRS TDV8
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GFE
 


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United Kingdom 2013 Discovery 4 TDV6 HSE Auto Causeway GreyDiscovery 4

Landrover dealer using excessive sticky pads to attached rear number plate.
4 hours , 1 can of WD40 and a knackered old AA membership card later I can now attach a replacement number plate!
  
Post #221773915th Mar 2021 7:14 pm
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Scott #55
 


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United Kingdom 2010 Discovery 4 3.0 TDV6 HSE Auto Nara BronzeDiscovery 4

Moo wrote:
Tax. Mad

Accountant said I owed £2,500 when doing my tax return. All paid. Thumbs Up Letter from HMRC today says I owe £16,000. Shocked

Now the fun of who is right begins Rolling Eyes


Is the bill for the same tax year?
 2014 - D4 2010 HSE Nara Bronze
2012 - FL2 2009 GS Stornoway Grey
2001 - VW Passat Estate Inky Blue
1999 - Ford Mondeo Light Blue
1998 - Rover 25 Red 
 
Post #221777815th Mar 2021 9:16 pm
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Moo
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Yep, same tax year. Mad
 New Defender L663 110 SE (known as Noddy!)

Sold Volvo XC90 R-Design (known as Basil)

Sold - D4 HSE (Known as Gerty)

No longer the Old Buses original owner Sad
231,000 miles and counting
05 S manual owned from March 2005
D4 Face lifted
Still original injectors and turbo
V8 Front brakes
BAS Remap, Allisport Intercooler and deCat
EGRs blanked
T-Max split charge
Hanibal Expeedition rack
Prospeed ladder
Duratrac tyres
IID BT
BAS FBH control 
 
Post #221778015th Mar 2021 9:20 pm
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NJSS
 


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I would love to be liable to pay £1m in IT Whistle

NJSS
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2016 Discovery 4 Landmark
2011 Mercedes Benz SL350 (R230)
1973 MG B GT V8 - 3.9L John Eales engine, 5 speed R380 gearbox, since 1975.
1959 MGA roadster - 1.9L Peter Burgess Engine - 5 speed gearbox
Past LRs - Multiple FFRs, Discos & a Series I - some petrol, some diesel,
none Electric or H2 fuel cell - yet.
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Post #221779515th Mar 2021 10:08 pm
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DSL
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You’d just squander the rest on LRs. Whistle
   
Post #221779815th Mar 2021 10:16 pm
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mse
 


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LRD4GAB wrote:
So back to the D2 for me shame cos the car is loverly


There is no part of me that would have a d2 over a d4

I think sometime people will happily fettle on a D1/2 etc and just expect a mondern land rover to go with no real lover or maintenance. How old is a d4 now 5years? I think i had waxoyl'd (twice) and spent loads of time on my D2 by the time it was 5yrs old, same on the 300!

I bet the D4 has barely had a service (and i dont mean one of the main dealer £600 jobbies which is more a component change rather than a service)
 Mike  
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nigethecat
 


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LRD4GAB wrote:
Only had the car 6 month's already thinking get rid


Seems a bit of an over-reaction for a corroded brake pipe (if it even was corroded)... I'd have it checked out by a reliable local Indie and then have it re-tested... I think most of us have been through the "having to throw money at it" stage at one point or another but it will be the same with any car that's not under warranty...

If a corroded pipe is all that's wrong with it then you've done pretty well Laughing get that fixed and run it for a few more months... the smile will come back..
 I want to see the sweets before I get into your windowless van... I'm not stupid!

Corris Grey D4 Commercial SE 2016
Zermatt Sliver 2007 D3 SE manual (gone)
Indus Silver D4 HSE 2015 (gone)
Bonatti Grey D3 HSE 2006 (gone)
White D3 S (LHD) 2007 (gone)
Firenze Red D4 HSE 2014 (gone)
Black RRS 3.6TDV8 2008 (gone)
Rusty Green Defender 110 1997 (gone)
Black FL2 HSE 2013 (gone) 
 
Post #221788116th Mar 2021 10:52 am
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nigethecat
 


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Ukraine 2016 Discovery 4 3.0 SDV6 Commercial XS Auto Corris GreyDiscovery 4
HMRC - cont'd

Well after another 30 minutes on I finally spoke to a sounding female person (can't be sure though), who deemed being able to sign into my self assessment as "too hard" and transferred me to the "technical team", another 40 minutes on hold before I finally gave up... a total of 1 hour and seven minutes on hold.

I then tried another option of using the Verify service (Four out six companies listed are no longer providing this service Censored ) so opened another account with one of the two remaining, went through the whole process... and then entered my UTR... and then got this...

"There was a problem signing you in"
"Your sign in details have not been recognised by HM Revenue and Customs" Censored Censored Censored

Back to square one... if I'm imprisoned for not filing a tax return could one of you act as a witness that I really really tried to do it ? Big Cry
 I want to see the sweets before I get into your windowless van... I'm not stupid!

Corris Grey D4 Commercial SE 2016
Zermatt Sliver 2007 D3 SE manual (gone)
Indus Silver D4 HSE 2015 (gone)
Bonatti Grey D3 HSE 2006 (gone)
White D3 S (LHD) 2007 (gone)
Firenze Red D4 HSE 2014 (gone)
Black RRS 3.6TDV8 2008 (gone)
Rusty Green Defender 110 1997 (gone)
Black FL2 HSE 2013 (gone) 
 
Post #221789116th Mar 2021 11:49 am
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Hardware
 


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No problem. Just PM me your bank details and passwords and I'll look after your money whilst you're inside. Laughing
  
Post #221789216th Mar 2021 11:59 am
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DSL
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And I’ll look after the D4. Whistle
   
Post #221789516th Mar 2021 12:01 pm
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RogB
 


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surely the bank details and the D4 need to stay together for obvious reasons Laughing
 2011 D4 XS 305 MY12 - gone but not forgotten  
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nigethecat
 


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Hardware wrote:
No problem. Just PM me your bank details and passwords and I'll look after your money whilst you're inside. Laughing


Sure all you need is one of those pound coin holders... you might even have a few slots spare Laughing

I've already had that offer from a very nice "Prince" somebody... I'm sure he's trustworthy Whistle
 I want to see the sweets before I get into your windowless van... I'm not stupid!

Corris Grey D4 Commercial SE 2016
Zermatt Sliver 2007 D3 SE manual (gone)
Indus Silver D4 HSE 2015 (gone)
Bonatti Grey D3 HSE 2006 (gone)
White D3 S (LHD) 2007 (gone)
Firenze Red D4 HSE 2014 (gone)
Black RRS 3.6TDV8 2008 (gone)
Rusty Green Defender 110 1997 (gone)
Black FL2 HSE 2013 (gone) 
 
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